SPOOKY BACKGROUND for this photo. We heard rumors that the hotel we were staying at in San Francisco was haunted but we paid no mind. Me and @jccomedian were coming back from a show. We got back to our hotel at around 4am. I ran ahead of Jc to start his after show bath. But before I could get to the stairs -- I saw me. But it wasn't me.. . It was drunk me. Staring back at me. It was almost like a clone version of me that was hammered AF. I didn't know what to do. And neither could the apparition. We snapped a photo of each other and I ran back to to tell Jc and he was GONE! I was so tired I fell asleep in the lobby and I woke up in my bed In Los Angeles the next day. So scary.
#ghoststory #haunted #scared
Motley vs Boo
This is how I pick up ANYBODY from the airport.
This Monday I'll be on @movienightcast talking about the Predator. No not your uncle, the film from 2018.
#allthingscomedy #thepredator #whatareyou
My daughter will be grow up to be the president of the United States of America.
Denver! See you this weekend with @samueljcomroe. Besos. #SwagginOnAmericaTour
Had an amazing time in Vegas for @donttellcomedy ! Also shout out to the @lacomedyclub for throwing me up as well! Everything is great and love is beautiful.
Thank you Belkis Guerra for always giving me too much food.
I made it. @donttellcomedy
Went to Yankee game w/ @samueljcomroe and got and got called a "mook" 40 times. I love New York.
I just bought the car equivalent of my dog. #flatfacesnewplaces #MotleytheRatPig